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Did you know that humans and dolphins are the only animals who have sex for fun?? For more great stuff, visit the rest of my page at http://boozers.fortunecity.com/crownanchor/8/QUIZES/html. It's currently under construction but should be done soon. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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I will be quoting lines from a wonderful movie often. If you have not seen it and the phrases interest you, watch it. I highly recommend all of the ones I'll quote. Here's the quiz to see if you can name that movie. You can E-mail me the answer and if you're right, I'll give you a listing as PRINCE or PRINCESS of CINEMA for a couple days
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| 10 THINGS THAT PISS ME OFF!!!! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
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SEND ME ANY COOL STORIES, QUOTES, ETC. SO I CAN POST THEM. :)Thanks TO JENNY F. for today's funny e-mail1. | >>1.PEOPLE WHO POINT AT THEIR WRIST WHILE ASKING FOR THE TIME.� I KNOW >>WHERE MY WATCH IS BUDDY...WHERE THE FUCK IS YOURS?� DO I POINT AT MY >>CROTCH WHEN I ASK WHERE THE BATHROOM IS?>> >>2.THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY IS WAY TOO HAPPY...CONSIDERING THAT HE >DOESN'T >>HAVE A DICK!!>>����� >>3.PEOPLE WHO ARE WILLING TO GET OFF THEIR ASS TO SEARCH THE ENTIRE ROOM >>OR THE DAMN TV REMOTE BECAUSE THEY REFUSE TO WALK TO THE TV AND >>CHANGE IT MANUALLY!!>>����� >>4.WHEN PEOPLE SAY..."OH,YOU JUST WANT TO HAVE YOUR CAKE AND EAT IT >>TOO"...FUCK OFF!!!!� WHAT GOOD IS A DAMN PIECE OF CAKE IF YOU CAN'T >>EAT IT?� WHAT SHOULD I DO...EAT SOMEONE ELSE'S PIECE OF CAKE>>INSTEAD?!?!?!?! >>����� >>5.WHEN PEOPLE SAY..."IT'S ALWAYS THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK"...NO >>SHIT!!!! WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU KEEP LOOKING FOR IT AFTER YOU� HAVE >>ALREADY FOUND IT?!?!?� DO PEOPLE DO THIS? WHO AND WHERE ARE THEY?������ >> >>6.WHEN PEOPLE SAY, WHILE WATCHING A MOVIE..."DID YOU SEE THAT"... NO >>DICKNOSE...I PAID $7.50 TO COME TO A THEATRE AND� STARE AT THE >>FUCKING CEILING UP THERE. WHAT DID YOU COME HERE FOR?>>������ >>7.THE RADIO AD..."HI...I'M STEVIE WONDER...DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE. I >>DON'T!"...I HOPE YOU DON'T DRIVE SOBER EITHER STEVIE BECAUSE DID YOU >>FORGET...YOUR BLIND?>>������ >>8.PEOPLE WHO ASK..."CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION?"...DIDN"T REALLY GIVE ME >A >>CHOICE THERE DID YA BUDDY?>>������ >>9.WHEN SOMETHING IS NEW AND IMPROVED' WHICH IS IT? IF IT'S NEW, THEN >>THERE HAS NEVER BEEN ANYTHING BEFORE IT.� IF IT'S AN IMPROVEMENT, >>THEN THERE MUST HAVE BEEN SOMETHING BEFORE IT!>>���� >>10.WHEN A COP PULLS YOU OVER AND THEN ASKS YOU IF YOU KNOW HOW FAST YOU >>WERE GOING? YOU SHOULD KNOW ASSHOLE...YOUR THE ONE THAT FUCKING PULLED >>ME OVER!!!!!!!!!>> >>ISN'T THAT FUNNY...WELL THERE IS ONE MORE THING THAT REALLY FUCKING >BUGS >>ME...CHAIN LETTERS!!!!!� WHO THE HELL THINKS THAT BY ANNOYING OTHER >>PEOPLE WITH STUPID MAIL WITH NO MEANING...THAT THAT WILL GRANT YOU A >>WISH.. OR MAKE YOUR LONG LOST LOVE FALL INTO YOUR ARMS.... BULLSHIT!!! >I >>AM SO SURE THAT BY BREAKING A STUPID CHAIN LETTER THAT THE COMPUTER >gods >>ARE GOING TO CURSE ME????? WHAT A CROCK OF SHIT!!!!!>>������ >>BY THE WAY.. IF YOU SEND THIS TO 10 PEOPLE....SHIT WON'T HAPPEN AND >THAT >>PERSON YOUR IN LOVE WITH WON'T COME CRAWLING BACK...SO IF YOU FEEL THAT >>THIS IS FUNNY...GO ON AND SEND IT TO SOME ONE ELSE...BUT DON'T EXPECT 1 >>FUCKING THING IN RETURN...HAVE A NICE DAY! >>
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